disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

(via nickiminajvevo)


amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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(via dalekdickbutt)


dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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rachgeller:

1994-2004 → First and last lines for each character

(via fuckyeahflint)


It was my destiny 
It’s what we needed to do 
They were telling me 
I’m telling you 
I was inside looking outside 
The millions of faces 
But still I’m alone 
Waiting, hours of waiting 
Paying a penance 
I was longing for home

[x]

(via 5sosmichael)


2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(via sunalwaysshining)


bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

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treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

Laverne Cox and Lupita N’yongo literally have inspired so many trans women and black women and have done so much to encourage them and meanwhile they are less influential than an ugly oatmeal reptilian alien and a manchild who wrote a scene where two pretentious terminally ill teenagers make out at the Anne Frank Memorial

(via telapathetic)



candiedmoon:


PIERCE THE VEIL WON THE AWARD FOR ”THIS IS A WASTELAND” ‘GOLDEN GODS AWARDS’


VIC 😍👏

candiedmoon:

PIERCE THE VEIL WON THE AWARD FOR ”THIS IS A WASTELAND” ‘GOLDEN GODS AWARDS’

VIC 😍👏



religiousdad:

I’m really sick and I need medical attention but I ate an apple one time so no doctor will come near me

(via dicklover3000)


musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

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